Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
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the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
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You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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