Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
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So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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