there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
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just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
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Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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