i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
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I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
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PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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