we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Your penis caused this!
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
