Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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