Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
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I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
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Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
She made me pour olive oil on her.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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