Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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