It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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