you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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