that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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