did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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