Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
this hospital has no fireball
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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