i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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