Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
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Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
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I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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