garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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