he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
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I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
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What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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