so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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