I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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