I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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