bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
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I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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