would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Please don't give away my fajitas
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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