garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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