i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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