Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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