Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
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what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
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You ate ashes out of my bong
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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