I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I think I am morally bankrupt
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
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