who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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