i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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