We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
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the liver wants what the liver wants
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Why is there bacon in the couch?
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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