what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
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Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
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They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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