I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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