You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
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HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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