Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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