Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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