We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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