Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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