who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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