I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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