i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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