Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
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I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
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I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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