so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
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It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
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I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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