No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
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