he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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