ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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