It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
You took a bar mat shot.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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