Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I will be naked everywhere
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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