Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
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he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
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Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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