Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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