I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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