Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
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