he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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