It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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