So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability