You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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