this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
they're like a gay fantastic four
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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